"You got a 50 dolla bill, getcha hands up! You got a 20 dolla bill, getcha hands up!"
"I have 5 dollars!"
Hahaha!

I woke up today feelin so blasted. Good times! Last night was bananas. L was bein a poomps and didn't come with me and G cuz she had work early in the morning so we made it down by ourselves. We left fashionably late but even then by the time we got to Fez, only Kim and her friend (Tara or somethin?) were there. Cat and J were at Croc Rock drinkin since like 6. Then Chief and Audrey and co. came and we chilled out on the patio. Cat knows entirely too many peeps...ppl from hs, ppl from work, ppl from her old job, friends of friends, they alllll came. I don't even know if random groups of ppl they were hangin around were even with the party cuz I only knew about 1/10th or whatever of the crowd. Some guy started dancin right next to us and to G I'm like, is he with us? Cuz we just assumed somebody knew him cuz every person knew Cat or Kim by someone else, but turned out he was some random who wanted to make an ass outta himself and come out dancin by himself and then leave when we turned away, haha.

So Fez is really chill, there's the dance floor that leads right to the patio which faces the street and it's all windows so ppl goin to the clubs can basically see you gettin down in all your glory, and there's a bar downstairs and a lounge and another bar upstairs. Ppl who knew whoever knew Cat took over the corner room upstairs and they were chillin there so we just chucked our jackets on the couch - no coat check ;) I met about 20 ppl with connects with Kim and Cat and I remember only an Andre (from Romania, what a cutie) and a Daryl (some dude who just came up to me and G and chatted about the Jays game on the TV...I called it and said they'd lose with 1 out to go in the 9th, ha). I should honestly just say to ppl I first meet, "Hi, you don't hafta bother tellin me your name cuz I'm just gonna forget it in about 10 mins." :P Well, I was buzzed so it was that too.

Lemme just say, I love drunk ppl. OK specifically my drunk friends cuz it's mad funny when they're wasted cuz they don't get obnoxious or stupid or fall all over the place and spill their drinks on you. They're the best to watch. It was so much fun, you could feel the love :) I finally saw Cat drunk...cuz she can keep up with the boys and I've never seen her get to that point, but when EVERY person is buyin you bday drinks, that'll add up!

Fez gets its dive label with its bathrooms tho. Not only was there water (or whatever!) all over the floor, but everythin was ghetto broke. The stall doors wouldn't close, 1 of the sink taps wouldn't open, you had to struggle for to get some soap out the dispenser, the hand dryer wasn't workin AND the 'automatic' paper towel dispenser wasn't workin.

We were there from like 9 to 2. Kim had to get back to Hamilton cuz she had exams and everybody else started to jet too. Cat and J were all crazy drunk energetic then they fell asleep, haha. Me and G were gonna bounce so we had to wake them up to say bye :P They know how to throw a good jam. On the way out, I was half-dancin as we walked and some homie double-palmed me from behind. Yeah, grabbed my butt with both hands. Not that I minded...I was wearin my good ass-jeans, haha.

Repeat tonight, except it'll be at a monster sports bar-type joint. Holla.

And I just got my tax cheque, woo! Today is a good day.

HAPPY BDAY MEEN!!

2 days in a row that I at least got to nap for 2 hrs in between drives, yay. I feel like a single mom who works 2 jobs or somethin :P I get up at 8, drive, come home around 9, sleep til 11, get up and drive again and come back for lunch (which would be my breakfast I guess cuz it's my 1st meal of the day but I don't eat breakfast so it's still lunch).

Keane and Snoop concerts!! SOMEBODY has to go with me! I hafta see Keane this time around. Snoop I don't wanna see as bad cuz The Game apparently isn't with him on this stop of the tour so that's poo. And that show's at The Docks so it's general admission and I can get tix whenever as long as it's not sold out, but Keane's at Massey Hall so there's seats and I don't want crappy ones. So goes the quest in findin ppl to come with me to these, and Avril still!

I'm listenin to Garbage's new album preview right now. Sounds alright but it plays the whole thing all in one go with no song titles so it's all soundin kinda the same. That concert's sold out. Kelly Clarkson too. Man, if I had my way...my credit card would've taken some serious beating, haha.

I did some hw yesterday but probably not enough cuz I know I won't be doin any on the weekend and the 1st essay's due Tues. Cat's thing is tonight at Fez Batik and tomorrow's Meen's bday at WEGZ bar. And possibly L's work thing at Sgt. Splatters (paintball) on Sun. Dope.

I'm so effin worn out. So after I napped for an hr (not even napped, I just lay in bed with my eyes closed), ate breakfast, went to go pick up my bro again and get him to school, came home and ate lunch, and called L for our walk. Vick's not back at work yet so we called her too but she had to take Rene to school so we had some time to kill before she got back. I went over to L's and we walked and figured we could make it to Vick's house by the time she's home, haha. Actually she beat us there :P That was about 45 mins. She was in the intersection in her car cuz I guess we were takin long so she came to see where we were. She rolled a bit over the line and honked a couple times and L's like, where's that car goin?...like, relax. I'm like, who're they honkin at? Cuz she was way on the other side the street across us. But it wasn't Vick's car. L's like, that's not Vicky is it? Then she rolls up and is like, need a ride? :P She was drivin her sister's car. Haha, and L was that close to sayin somethin stupid cuz she didn't know it was Vick.

We parked at Vick's house and walked around the hood and talked cuz she had lots of Ecuador stories. That was another hr or so. We even came by some kids' playground that we've never seen before so we thought we'd hang around for a bit. It had the same lil airplane and car that you can sit in and is on a giant spring so you can rock on it things that are in the park near L's house. I have no idea what these would be called but they're obviously for small children and it's just funny tryin to sit in them cuz our asses are just not meant for them. It was kinda a tight fit for me and Vick and L didn't even try, haha. It's like a 6 foot person ridin a Big Wheel with their knees up to their chin.

So they wanted to do somethin after the walk but my cramps were startin to kick in. I should know better after all this time to take my Tylenols with me wherever I go when it's that time. The weather was wack today, it'd be sunny and kinda hot and then suddenly windy and kinda cold. I had a long sleeve T on with a puffy vest over it and I was constantly takin it off and pushin the sleeves up then pullin them down again and zippin up the vest, fuck. So I dunno if I was goin thru crazy girl hormones but by the time we got back to L's house, I was like SWEATING. Anyway, my mom had told me to pick up some milk so I had to go to the supermarket and Vick took her car home again and L went home to change and pick up Vick later and meet up with me. By the time they were on the way, I was done at the store and I was feelin like absolute crap. You know that feelin when you've spent a long time outside and you just want a shower? I just felt icky and I was tired and crampy. I got home and I'm like, I dunno if I'm up for anythin anymore. They insisted and I was like, fine but I'm warning you now that I'm gonna bitch the entire time about the pain and I'll be in general crankiness.

Holy, we went to Harvey's to get somethin to eat (I was fallin asleep in HARVEY'S), to the mall (Vick bought me Clodhoppers and cotton candy from Bulk Barn :D), to the liquor store, to the Oasis gym to check out their rates and the facilities (it's always these hot girls who work at the front desk at gyms, like the club dancer type...even we had a kinda hard time not lookin at this chick's boobs, hahaha), and to 2 Best Buys to find L's damn John Legend CD. I kept wantin to fall asleep in the car. Finally I got home and I just went to pass out on my bed for an hr. That felt so good. Then I got up, ate dinner, and dyed my hair. Now I have about 5 hrs of taped TV shows to watch. What a long day...and I didn't even do anythin really that productive :P Well, physical activity and coloured hair at least!

This is kinda gross. I just wanted to post at this time just cuz I think it's been a while since there's been one this early :P I like to mix it up a bit that way. Cuz I'm cool like that. Yeah, it's too early. But that's what I live for...my purpose of life in its current state is to chauffeur my little brother. Oh AND I woke up with a monthly female suprise. I love presents!

I don't have Avril tix yet cuz I don't have anyone who'll go with me. Megan said she wanted to but changed her mind cuz of the money issue or whatever. Tease. That's right, I said it. I'm still checkin tho...maybe Cat will go. I have the faith I can still get floors when I try again in a few weeks/months or whatev, cuz I've done it before :)

I have nothing else to report. Or even to make up. I'm goin back to bed...and I hafta be up again in 2 hrs.

I took a nap, I did research, I worked out. I did these in order cuz I figured the latter activity would counter the previous one (I was sleepy so I passed out for a bit, then I thought some eye movement and intellectual work would jog my brain, then I busted out with the exercise cuz the books weren't cuttin it). Why did I think reading would help me from bein sleepy?? I'm still kinda tired, what the hell?

I was gonna take a shower til I remembered I already took one this afternoon. And just now I got up and walked into my room to get/do somethin and I totally forgot what I was there for and came back. Haha, I'm fucked.

Is it weird to read the newspaper when the day is pretty much over? Whatever, it's still current events. I don't care what time I read my daily horoscope. Sometimes it's interesting to see if the stuff it said was true after the day is done. And the comics are always good no matter how old they are :P

Gonna go check my Mastercard transactions, haha. It's like 1 week into the month. Ouch.

It feels good not to be in class on a Tues morning.

I just got a phone call from a wrong number. The girl/woman was probably lookin for a hotel or restaurant cuz she asked for the kitchen :P Meh!

I want to go to a Raptors game before the season's over. They have no chance in hell for the playoffs but I don't think I've been to a game still. Hi Sprite Zone, haha. I wanna hit a Jays game too. Thanks to Al for the Rogers discount ;) I'd go to the opener Fri night but it's Cat's bday/Kim's friend's bday thing. Slash is gonna do the anthems, haha...crazy.

Time to be a good girl and do some hw.

So instead of workin on my essays, I go for a walk, watch a movie, and be late in pickin up my brother, haha.

Of ALL the clocks in the entire house, I forgot to fix my alarm radio next to my bed. I did every clock, VCR, microwave, my watch, my cell...and didn't do the one thing that was pretty much the most important. Yesss. So I woke up thinkin I had half an hr so I went back to sleep when I was actually 15 mins late.

Whatever...got home, ate lunch, went to L's for our walk (not prime outdoor activity weather with the chilly hurricane-like winds...sunshine can be deceiving). I hate comin inside smellin like...outside :P If you had any sense, you'd know what I'm talkin about.

We saw Sin City with G and P. I liked it, it has some hype-ass effects and it's a cool story. It's def somethin to see. And everybody's in the movie...even Rory from Gilmore Girls! :) I think I secretly wanna be one of the girls in Oldtown, haha.

Al picked up the new ride today. Its name will be Jerky cuz the fool hasn't exactly mastered drivin a standard yet, haha.

Wow I'm actually kinda tired. Maybe I'll go to sleep earlier tonight...and maybe I'll start my research tomorrow. That was with a totally straight face.

"What's your favourite kind of pizza?"
"Large."

LOL Best Sat night ever.

Tonight was Desperate Housewives, the Junos, the lil family 'reunion', doin my nails, crappy weather, and clock-fixing with Daylight Savings Time. Yeah sometimes I get bored with these posts too. Even the drunken episodes get tiring...tellin them, not livin them, haha. Jokes.

Oh no, I just remembered...last pub night for good! It must be done.

I've concluded that I only need 2 phrases to answer back to ppl: "Not even" and "Don't make me". The 1st in disagreement and the 2nd as in, whatever you just said was so dumb that you know it was and I'm not gonna give you an real answer but instead I'm gonna hit you one...or along the lines of "Don't think that I won't, cuz I will"...orrrr "You're gonna do it eventually cuz I'll be charmingly convincing anyway or I'll do somethin that will embarass you." I think they've worked up to this point.

There are a LOT of ppl in the house who are every kind of relative a person can have. And they're all either parents or children...as in, kinda old or very young. The kids I haven't seen since they were babies and now they're at the point where they make me feel like 1 of those adults who say, "You've gotten so big!" I don't even know how old they are...grade-school at least. Quite freaky.

There's entirely too many bodies downstairs nonetheless. I must get out, haha.