A good friend will bail you out of jail. A great friend will be there with you sayin, "That was fuckin awesome!!"

Ask me what I love about you and I will tell you everythin you are.

Don't these kick ass? :D If someone said the last one to me, I'd die...too bad it's MINE, heh.




You have an entrancing kiss~ the kind that leaves
your partner bedazzled and maybe even feeling
he/she is dreaming. Quite effective; the kiss
that never lessens and always blows your
partner away like the first time.


What kind of kiss are you?
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You are Beauty.

You are beautiful, whether it be on the inside, the
outside, or both. People are drawn to you as
strongly as you are drawn to the beauty in the
world around you.


What Emotion Are You?
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-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which
means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're
the kind of chick that can hang out with your
boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't
care about presents or about going to fancy
placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy
being around your boyfriend.


What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
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This may or may not be a total lie LOL Makes me look good tho so I'll take 'em! No really, I answered them honestly. Yes, I went on a quiz spree...got 2 hrs to kill before Kimmy's BBQ. I hope to hell she has a decent liquor stash. Yeah I can go from sweet romantic beauty to a gutter-mouth party chick in 3 secs :P

Every single time I wanna go out drinkin, somethin always messes up my plans...ppl who punk out, it starts stormin outside, a car breaks down, we end up doin somethin else...fate is mean to me. Or maybe it's doin a good thing for me but I just can't see it :P We were supposed to do Heather's bday/bar devirginizin thing but her and her lil high schooly friends pulled a teaser so that was a flop. I was like dammit, I know it's for your bday and whatever but I was so hyped! I was still determined to make this happen with or without her :P So I'm like, G, you're takin me out drinkin I don't care! They never decide on anythin anyway so I just made up their minds for them. But first we went to G's house cuz she was makin food. If you don't know G, she does not cook at ALL so she's tryin to learn. It's sad, I had to tell her how to make scrambled eggs once. Even if she's doin it from a cookbook, with instructions, she messes it up somehow. The last time she tried cookin somethin, we ended up doin most of it for her. Tho I dunno how hard it could be, just throwin stuff together and shovin it into the oven :P But good on her tryin to learn, better late than never huh?
So while she's doin her thing in the kitchen, we're BBQ'in the rest of the burgers left from Tues and we're havin that for dinner. I also finished off the bottle of Arbor Mist, heehee. It reminded me that I don't like wine but meh! Anyways, so G and L were in the backyard with the BBQ and I'm in the kitchen, her meatball casserole whatever's in the oven, and I go out to the patio to talk to them. Just as I open the backdoor and G says, "So where we goin tonight?", I hear a bang. I'm like, wtf was that? G, I think somethin exploded. They're like, what do you mean, exploded? I guess they didn't hear it. I say, I dunno, somethin just sounded like it exploded. G's thinkin it was her faucet or somethin LOL so they come in and I'm like naw man, it came from the oven. She opens it up and the glass dish the food was cookin in totally blew up! The thing was in pieces, sauce was all over the place, and everythin was on the bottom of oven. Shiiiiit. G was like, it said oven safe I swear!! Sarah said she's used the dish before with no probs, someone probably cracked it a bit and that's why it blew up. I think G's done with her tryin to learn to cook thing LOL
K so we're chillin, tryin to think of what to do and where to go. Me and L are on the couch and she's talkin to her on/off again boy on her cell and she made some dirty noise cuz she was movin around or somethin. Sounded like she had an orgasm, it really did. Of course I like to mock her and I exaggerated the same noise and she's like OMG shut up. So I'm sittin there and 2 secs later, I feel this crazy pain under my ribs on the right side. I'm like ow, holy fuck. I dunno what the hell it was but it was what I'd imagine a heart attack would feel like. But I know it wasn't cuz the heart's not on the right side under the ribs :P It was killin me. Like every now and then, it'd flare up and I couldn't take a breath properly. So L's flippin out like I really was havin a heart attack and I'm like no I'm fine, just need to sit it out. So I'm on the couch slumped in pain and she seriously wants to take me to the hospital. I'm like, I'm OK, I don't need to go to the hospital. She's yellin at G upstairs that somethin's wrong with me and to take me to the hospital and G's just like, what're you ppl doin down there? and totally ignorin us LOL Well damn, if I really was dyin, she's just carryin on with her business and not givin a rat's ass. So that made me laugh and L's spazzin out kept makin me laugh and that made the pain worse and I'm strugglin tryin to tell her not to make me laugh cuz it hurts. G finally comes downstairs only cuz she's done gettin ready and see what's goin on and is like, do you really want me to take to you the hopsital? So I hafta keep arguin with L not to freak out about this. I'm like, it was the damn burger, y'all poisoned me! :P L's like, we all had burgers, it was cuz you made porno noises! You were stricken cuz God doesn't like you makin porno noises! LOL I was like fuck off and we somehow got into a debate about sex for pleasure and reproduction, Adam and Eve and how God made ppl and how ppl make ppl LOL So the pain finally stopped and it was like nuthin happened. Felt like a pinched artery or some shit and I'm just like, fuck whatever organ's under there dammit! Guess it was another sign not to drink that night :P We ended up goin to Jack Astor's with Al and Mike anyway.

I'm kinda bored right now...so that's why I'm talkin to Al on the phone and on the comp at the same time before I hafta go to class tonight. I'm pushin Homestar Runner on her, mwahahahaha!
Zeek put up the pix from the BBQ, the sneaky lil punk, takin shots when I wasn't lookin. The 1 with Al lookin half hammered holdin a bigass bottle is too good.
I talked to Kim for the 1st time in a while and now I'm goin to another BBQ on Sat at her place. She's like, I'm takin care of everythin, come just to get drunk and beat on Cat's ass like old times. I'm like, you don't hafta say another word. And we're takin Heather out for turnin legal and her 1st bar experience on Fri, wooo! I think I'll be wasted the whole weekend.

Well a happy long weekend to me :) I went shoppin, yay! Got me some jeans (Thrifty's/Bluenotes is my new best friend...American Eagle makes a girl feel good, I could fit into a size 0...ZERO!! but a 2 woulda been perfect but they didn't have), hair dye (gotta upkeep the roots), Michelle Branch's CD, and a hat. And yesterday was good times. G had her Canada Day BBQ which we do every yr and I can't believe I ate so much stuff. That ho-bitch L took the cool bottle opener off the Tabu and swiped it for herself even tho it was mine. I'll kick that chick's ass and get it back later...or go to LCBO and lift another 1 LOL We went to go see fireworks in the park after...and I'm tellin you, everyone in the whole frickin town and their mama was there.
Anyway, here's some interestin quotes from yesterday:

"What does 2 gorillas in the jungle makin love sound like?"
"Her thighs are burnin, gotta ice them down."
"Man power is on the way!"
"Tell me if I'm on fire?"
"That is one blackened weiner."
"They're burstin with juice...G, you're sprayin ppl with juice!"
"You know, if you wanted to shoot somebody, this would be the perfect time and place." (On the big, dark open park with thousands of ppl around and fireworks poppin)
"She frenches the bottle."
"There's a million bugs up my nose."
"I can smell someone's deodorant...the one that smells like apple."
"We're gonna die...by particles!" (On the bits of fireworks rainin down still burnin)
"Why does the Arbor Mist taste like mushrooms?"
"Toast my buns, please...G, your balls on are fire!"

It was rainin tonight...which would generally suck but was sweet today cuz it wasn't so hot. 20'C is very very nice. And we went out when it stopped rainin anyway :) I was at the comp when it was thunderin and the lightenin did some crazy flash. Some blue flash came offa my TV and it cut off my internet cable and scared the fuck outta me. Like holy crap, all I was thinkin was that it was probably a good thing I wasn't touchin no electric parts or cables or some shit cuz I heard somewhere that you could fry off your own appliances in the house durin a thunderstorm :P
Thought we were gonna go to Jack Astor's again...meetin up with Alan and the guys would be a total coincidence ;) I wanted to play pool or somethin but of course how could I refuse G when she wanted to go to Demetre's? It makes her so happy LOL
So I come home and EVERYBODY'S back home. It's a frickin hotel up in here. I love them and all that good shit but I can't take so many ppl livin under the same roof. Peace and quiet around here is the same as findin a pile of gold...you wish to hell for it but will never, never happen. *Sigh* Let's get ready for the arguin and yellin, esp while I'm tryin to sleep in the morning and when I'm watchin TV. And they ask me why I go out so much :P

I scored $300 this weekend, BOOYAH!! Awww yeah, the moneys. I was like, I really hope this isn't supposed to last me the summer cuz no way in hell that'll happen. Then I was like, wait, I should be gettin me a JOB this month or somethin so I figure I can blow it before Aug anyway :P I gotta a-shoppin!
I think my luck's actually kinda turnin around cuz I just got this cash flow when I needed some dough. G was askin me before I got it if I had $10 to chip in for Tues' BBQ and I'm like uhhhh, I dunno man, we'll see...if I don't, I'll bring my share with a bitchload of food from my house :P Turns out I had practically everythin we needed anyway. So I damn sure had 10 bucks on me, heehee!
Yeah, we went shoppin for stuff for the BBQ on Fri. I think we have enough meat to feed a diner fulla truckers. G said there'd be fruit and whatever too but I kinda felt like we needed a balance so I'm like, how bout some pasta salad or somethin, cuz if I eat all those burgers and dogs for lunch AND dinner, plus the booze I mos def will be havin, I'm gonna bust. We hit TWO supermarkets for all the food and the LCBO :) Went to the Food Basics that opened close by and apparently they have this new pharmacy section. Sarah saw the sign and was like, Drug Basics?? LOL Nice name. Just your favs, like your everyday crack needs. Oooh and they had cotton candy for some reason. Jackpot, baby! I threw like 4 bags of that in the cart :) And yes, I gave myself a sugar headache that night. L was weirdly makin a big ass deal about takin a piece of her Kit Kat and I wouldn't take it cuz I was jokin that I was on a diet and she's like, you're eatin all that fuckin cotton candy! Do you know how much fat's in that? I'm like, dumbass, there is no fat in cotton candy. "Yes there is, all that sugar." And she kept arguin with me. I'm like, no there isn't! Know how I know? Cuz the BAG says so! And I showed it to her. "What does that say? Yeah! Dat's right, fool!" It also showed you a nutrition chart. 99.9% sugar...lotsa calories...and no protein...but no fat either ;)
Damn, I'm gonna be so fed on Tues...and probably so smashed LOL Canada Day memories, good times!
Onto other ramblin, unrelated things...G's doin alright. She's not traumatized or anythin. Just a bit shaken up still. She's goin thru her self-blame phase. She's grounded herself. I understand how she'd be not so amped to drive again but if you know her, you'd know that she'd probably vow never to go out anywhere ever again. So that translates into not goin downtown anymore, geez. Tho that'd never work cuz hello, she hasta get to work...and she's got sisters to chauffeur around :P She gets these messed up ideas sometimes. I'm not goin there about the Alan thing, good lord.
This weekend's turnin out pretty decent. I wasn't sure if I should go out and party up (esp since I have the cheese to do it now :D) cuz I'd knock myself out and we still had Tues and everythin, but at least it's not ass boring. It's nice to have things low-key sometimes :P What an 'adult' thing to say. We rented movies from the new Rogers store (where G's old loser crush Derek works!). Saw Punch-Drunk Love and Slackers. PDL, I dunno wtf that was about except the dude has some friggin issues. Slackers we only got cuz it was 2-for-1 and Devon Sawa's in it and I love him LOL L was askin me what that movie was called, with Nic Cage and that chick who's a waitress and he wins the lottery and promised to split it with her, and neither of us could remember. I'm like, thanks a lot, now it's gonna bug the hell outta ME. Even stumped the video store guys. "So you know a lot about movies right?" "Yah, I work in a video store." "Well you never know, could just be 1 of those ppl with the job and not know shit." Yeah, so he didn't know :P And the other guy knew exactly what we were talkin about but nobody could come up with the title. Hrs later at L's house it suddenly came to me and I yelled, "It had to be You or some shit like that!" outta nowhere LOL Close enough.
Check me tho, I'm gettin all literary...readin for FUN now! Al had Catcher in the Rye at her house and I borrowed it cuz I figured it bein all famous and popular and I've never read it. And I really needed somethin to do on the bus since I don't have my music and I don't have the class readings yet. Go me.