I drank, I smoked, I toked, I danced, I laughed, I had a sick time.

Nothing too brutal but then again I was drunk and high enough that I didn't remember ALL of it :P It was me, L, Kim, Cat, G, 6, Al, Fish, P, Audrey, Sheena, Patty, Jason, Kim's other friends Amy, Razor, Peter, Angela and her friends, Kim's brother Jason and his friends, and some other ppl whose names I don't know.

The events can be summed up as:

-me gettin dinged in the tooth by a Skittle that G threw at my mouth
-almost everybody smokin cigs or Colts in the kitchen
-L talkin about 6 in the kitchen when she thought he wasn't there til he came in the room and we all stopped and gave L a look cuz he was right behind her...I ran out of the room laughin so hard
-Peter gettin so drunk that he passed out standin up and leanin his head against the kitchen cabinets with a beer still in his hand, then moved onto the doorway...everybody kept catchin him do this thru the night and when someone saw him, he'd be slowly slidin down, about to fall over...so damn funny, I remember I kept sayin "That is fuckin amazing!" over and over
-fun and perversion with a bow and foam arrow
-poker with the boys and Al...she cleaned up one game, told me to buy myself somethin pretty, haha...then I told her that we'd buy a house next game...too bad they were doin small time and she ended up with a total of $6
-Jason's friend had the softest hair I've ever felt on a guy and we all kept runnin our hands thru it, haha...violently sometimes
-some of us went upstairs and the other guys came up later and Peter followed...they all crowded the bedroom doorway but I saw Peter get up to the top step and then pass out, fallin forward onto the second floor...that was hilarious but dangerous too...I was like, "Why did you guys let him come up here? He can't do stairs!"...he got up smilin
-the boys were messin around on Jason's computer and Googled images of genital warts to put as his wallpaper...disgusting
-a bunch of us went outside to blaze it up a few times but it was rainin so we opened up the garage door so we could stand inside...."I'm cold and alone and scared and hungry and lost!" "Do you know how to smoke??" "Stupid L...fuckin Audrey!" "What's your problem, Gina! WTF!" LOL
-the first time anyone went out, I think it was just Kim and somebody, and she comes sauntering back in and we all look at her and are like, what happened to you?? Cuz her hair's drippin and her shirt's all wet around the chest, hahaha...she didn't even notice the rain, most likely cuz she was wasted
-and a really weird thing, I found out that Amy knows my dad cuz she used to work at the same place last summer or somethin and she just added 2 and 2 when she heard my name
-6 passed out on the couch and we had to leave him there to sober up so he could drive home, haha
-Sheena bein so blasted she had trouble eatin chips, she either missed her mouth or dropped salsa on herself or L's pants "You're lickin it up!!" Hahaha

I love Kim's parties. And I only threw up a little bit once in the morning. Not bad in comparison.

And of course the day after I party, there was someone over to clean out the air ducts with the loudest piece of machinery on earth. I feel blasted but I can still be up for doin things if prodded to. So now I hafta go get myself ready to presentable enough to leave the house.

This single mom/workin 2 jobs thing is takin its toll, haha...except I'm not a single mom and I don't have 2 jobs, tho it feels like it! :P I just like to say that cuz it's how I explain havin to nap at random hrs in the middle of the day or evening cuz I'm tryin to catch up on sleep.

I had many laughs today. Mostly cuz there is somethin seriously wrong with G. Like, mentally. Or she's a crackhead. Everybody was on drugs today! Honestly, the things she says and thinks ASTOUND me. Sometimes we just don't know how she functions normally. Coke whore.

We stopped by the LCBO to pick up goods for Kim's party cuz all she's gonna have is Malibu and beer...ugh. I got carded. I will forever look like I'm in hs.

Me and L had another interesting discussion about the mens at Timmy's. We made a pro and con list on the back of an old receipt, haha. I just wanted the madness to end. I am The Fixer :P

"Why don't you go back to your home on WHORE ISLAND!" Hahahaha...I'll end with that.

"Shattup! That's why!" LOL Fuckin brilliant.

Passed out on a couch and wakin up feelin like I got beat in the ribs. That's all I hafta say about that.

I think I'm kinda scared about what's gonna happen at Kimmy's party tomorrow :P The last time I was over for one of her drinkfests, I had thrown up about 3 times and mysteriously lost my wrist cuff...cuz I somehow felt the drunken urge to take if off along with my watch and rings when I was on the bathroom floor. I don't remember puttin all my stuff back on but I only came home with my watch and rings on. And Kim hadn't seen it anywhere. Weird.

Damn, I've been sayin I would stop the drinkin stupidness for about 2 yrs now, haha. I SUCK. I DON'T LEARN. I DON'T HAVE THE ENZYMES!

Yeah that part I was talkin about goin back to bed turned out to be more like an hr of lyin there with my eyes closed but not quite sleepin. Blar. Cuz of the mom. Apparently it's errand day today. She's like, let's go grocery shoppin! Ehhhh.

I'm gonna be grandma-ish today and start gettin sleepy in the middle of the day, I know it. Unacceptable.

It's already gettin too hot for my liking :P It's like summer weather but it's May. Ick. I'm dreadin it.

That's all I hafta say. My brain is oh so tired.

Staples Office Depot opens at 8 am. 8 am! Good god. And here I thought they might not have been open yet. I just bought a printer/scanner/fax machine that my dad told me to get and lugged the big freakin thing into the car, out of the car, and into the house. That was interesting. Talk about too much activity for the morning.

And just now some guy with one of those orange watering hose attachments rang the doorbell. I opened the door only to see him with his back to me, walkin away. First of all, geez man...who rings ppl's doorbells at this time? Second, who just rings it once and leaves after waitin a whole 5 seconds? Third, who the hell was that? :P I figured he wasn't worth callin out to cuz he was probably sellin some gardening service he does for all I know or wanting to borrow somethin. And so the door was closed before he noticed and turned around. And I spent entirely too much time writin about this man.

Nuthin goin on but Coldplay, fallin asleep a lot, and walks. I'm goin back to bed. This will mess up me up for the rest of the day. Peace!

I don't remember the last time I said I was havin the worst morning ever but this is definitely one of them. It's like I stepped into the Twilight Zone or it's Fri the 13th or somethin. GEEZ. But I'd rather not think about it let alone write about it :P

SO! Fri...no Shmooze AGAIN! Haha. I can laugh about it now cuz it's just gettin ridiculous. I said to leave after 20 mins waitin in line but noooo, they had to try and stick it out for an hr and a half...just to leave anyway! That fuckin place, no more of that nonsense. It's My Apartment from now on!

Well the good thing was I didn't drink myself stupid that night...only cuz I didn't GET to :P We went to Fox & Fiddle instead. The girl lied about how hot the jalepenos were in my quesadilla. I was about to cry, haha. No, she was really nice about it, like unconventionally concerned with how I was doin, haha.

Sat was good times. It was Al, Vick, Rene, G, L, Cher, Heather, Justin, Clothes, John, Pris, Pris' cousin from England Darien (another accent! :D), G's friend from work Carrie, and they somehow got Gary and his brother Freddy to come too. Gary looked so different. I think it was his haircut but I think he lost some weight too...which is weird, cuz he was nowhere near even chubby. L didn't recognize him at all and went on like she was meetin him for the first time. "You're not Gary! You're NOT Gary!" LOL She was sayin it like she was tellin him. We're like, OMG he knows who he is, accept it, haha.

We lounged, played pool, danced, got G to do like 4 shots in a row. We were so proud of her since this was the girl who sips shooters. And she actually got somewhat sloppy without havin heart palpitations, hahaha. I guess I'm proud of myself too since I only had one shot ($12 for me and G, not impressive) the whole night. It was probably a good thing I didn't get a lot of drinks cuz everybody said theirs were watered down and they were $6.50. Anyway, we stayed pretty late (they supposedly close at 2 but they were still goin, and still servin liquor while they were at it, tsk tsk). Somebody got G underwear and I wasn't there when she was openin presents so I walk back to them and there's P wearin these pink and yellow panties over her jeans, haha. She had them on a while, even went on the dance floor with them...funny thing is, I don't think anybody noticed. We left in groups and Freddy stayed behind with the girls. The whole thing that night was so G could meet him. He's a cool guy. He breakdances, sick!

I think that's all I've got up til now. Oh, Kim and Cat are back from Greece. Coldplay's in town. Dunno if I'll make it down there at Much or Edge.

Gonna do my laundry. Oh yes.