Sunday, February 01, 2004

OK I didn't end up goin to the AGO or EC this weekend cuz I kinda slept in til 2 on Sat :P and Fish's cousin was over so they were doin family stuff anyway and me and L didn't go either.

BUT...last night was...interesting, haha. It was me, L, G, Sarah and all her lil friends so there was 5 of us crammed in the back. My ass was half on the seat, half on the door. Some body part or another went numb at one point. Good times hidin a couple heads down whenever a cop car rolled up too. We didn't even realize one til it pulled up right beside us. We're like ah fuck, don't look, please don't look over here, drive away, drive faster, slow down G, let them go ahead, slower dammit LOL

It's really weird bein at an all ages jam when you're over 19. I've never seen so many trucker hats and ball caps in 1 spot. We even saw a Shawn Desman twin LOL, ball jacket and cap and all. It was lame enough that they were spinnin his song but this dude was doin the moves from the video and shit LOL

108 was alright, from what I heard it was supposed to be a hype club but there was nuthin to impress me. Didn't help that they played 50% euro, ugh. I woulda been in the smaller room where the hip hop was but as always, it was the hottest room in the place. As in sauna hot. And it was mad packed so we weren't about to subject ourselves to bein smashed up against sweaty ppl if we could help it. And I know for a fact that some peeps in this club were not wearin deodorant, woooweee! Plus some crazy chick came outta nowhere and slammed herself spread-eagle, face against the wall that me and L were chillin around so we were all what the hell...fuck this shit, and peaced outta there.

So we just hung around while the kids did their thing. We went to the licensed VIP area to get a drink and we got carded and tagged with a yellow band and everythin. There was all of like 6 ppl there, haha. The bouncer guy was checkin my ID nice and thorough and even quizzed me on my postal code, geez. I know I look kinda young but come on...I've been legal for 4 yrs now, thought I'd left this cardin thing behind :P

Which reminds me to say how anal this place was. Not only did we wait in a longass line that went around the building but more lines inside. And this was the guest list line...and Sarah's friend's sister's friend's bf or some biz like that got us hook-ups so the girl had to name-drop and say some secret password shit so we could get in for less cover. I cannot believe it was $15 regular for an all ages club. There was all this stuff when Sarah found out how much it was cuz we were like hell no, we don't even pay that much for the real clubs WE go to. So she was tryin to cut it down, haha. Anyway, we get passes at the door to give to the peeps inside, line up to pay the cover and get a ticket, line up to get frisked, then give the ticket and the pass to the counter ppl, then line up AGAIN for coat check, my lord. Shittiest system.

OK, so, the anal-ness...I dunno if 108 had a bad rep for bein trouble or just that they had somethin happen with an all ages thing but the security shit was tight in there. It was probably some punk 16 yr old packin a gat or somethin, I wouldn't be surprised. Not to sound like an oldie but, really kids these days :P We were expectin the pat-down but damn, not like that. Of all the clubs we've been to, 19+ places, the shady ones that've had shootings and stabbings before, we've never had to deal with a frisk like we did here. Maybe the whole cuz we're girls thing or whatever. But there was 2 girls and a guy doin the frisks so we just went to a girl cuz you know, if I wanted a dude to be feelin on my goods, I'd do that inside the club :P Plus we weren't sure if they were allowed cuz of the thing where in some places male security can't frisk girls cuz they might accuse them of sexual touchin and stuff so might as well go to the chicks.

I was like, haha wow that guy just patted down his HAT. K they're checkin for weed or whatever, I understand but you can still hide stuff in your shoe or whatnot. Makin us take stuff outta our pockets, that's fine...holdin out our arms, no prob...pattin us down the legs, OK...but holy shit, I think me and the girl went to 1st base LOL We were patted down in our coats, the arms, legs, EVERYWHERE...under our boobs, around the waist, belts, and backs...seriously, they were all up in there. It was pretty much, yo that's my BRA, nuthin in there but my actual boobs. You don't even understand...never been that felt up in my LIFE, haha. Then they checked my lil bag. Had my cell and my disposable camera that I was plannin to finish. Couldn't take the camera in...even tho I saw all these peeps with digital ones inside. So I had to leave that at the front. They wrote my name on it and said I could get it back when I left. Holy fuck. They even took ppl's cigs! I don't get it. I'm like, that's shit...what IS this? This is pure minors biz, that's for sure :P At least we wouldn't reek of smoke comin home for once.

Anyways, the main room was too friggin crowded (I got ew guys on me too but we're not gettin into that) so us older ppl chilled at the bar area lookin over the floor. Where these kids learned to dance (or more like, sex it), I dunno. Saw like 16 yr olds grindin! I don't need to see this shit, haha. We even saw some small small white boy in his wannabe thug gear. "That kid is 10!!" *Point* What was his mama even doin lettin him out that late?? Man, when they say all ages, they mean all ages.

Yeah so we're alright behind the bar space dancin on our own now and then and G's chillin on the counter thing when some tall guy comes over and asks if she wants to dance. Naturally she's all no, actin like boys have cooties or somethin and I'm nudgin her to go, haha. He sees me and I just know he's gonna try. Persistent guy, this one was...and touchy-feely, haha. This bein an all ages thing, right off I ask how old he was. He wasn't tellin me....so great, not tellin me his age, no dance for you then :P Then he broke and said he was 18. I'm like, yeah fuckin right. K he looks like he'd be 18 but he could sure pass for 22 or somethin. I tell him to show me ID, haha. He busts out his driver's licence...1985! Oh yes, picked up by a minor! LOL Apparently he doesn't care cuz he keeps at it, hahaha. I'm like, OMG you're EIGHTEEN, and I did the whole doesn't it bother you that I'm FIVE yrs older than you? thing. But of course not, I'd be the older woman and he's into that LOL Good lord, he's not even legal...but he has his G licence, haha. But he's cute and I danced with him for the hell of it anyway. And we were in the west side and me bein from T.O., we weren't even from around the same place. Not EVEN gonna happen, bro haha. And he works with the son of the owner so I was thinkin if Sarah wanted better hook-ups if she wanted to come back to the club, now I know somebody ;) I told L and G and they were all, EIGHTEEN??? too and G pretty much bugged like I was gonna DO him later :P

He asked for my # and me bein me, I give out my real cell all the time for some reason. Good times. I thought he was totally playin. Doesn't matter much to me if he calls or not, so. We had to jet and get the kids home at a somewhat decent hr so he said he'd call me tomorrow. I'm like yeah OK LOL Hey, nuthin wrong with chattin and bein friends. For a sec there, I was thinkin...hmmmm, 18...no no, that's so wrong! LOL I couldn't, I'd never. 75% of the guys that game on me turn out to be 21...never my age. Now I've had a 30 yr old and an 18 yr old, hahaha. WHY??

So I have like a mad family reunion thing goin on today. A buncha relatives are over for a big dinner. Us kids (at least my cousins are me and my sister's age so that's decent) are watchin the Super Bowl and Queer Eye and playin Life and Monopoly, haha. My cell's always in my room cuz I just don't go carryin it around while I'm in the house so I don't hear when someone calls me on my new phone cuz the ringtone's not a real ring-type sound so it's real quiet. I randomly go in my room and check my cell cuz sometimes L or somebody calls and I miss it. The dude from the club called, I missed it by like 5 mins. But no # and no msg. After dinner he calls again but I miss it again...by like 5 mins :P I'm like, just leave a msg, bro! Haha. So I put the phone in my pocket and carry it around. I had it on me, had it on me...no call. I went to sit on the couch and watch TV but the phone was jabbin me so I took it out my pocket and put it on the coffee table. My relatives are leavin so I go to say bye. I come back and I see a missed call LOL At least this time he left a msg. But holy crap, the boy called me 3 times today, don't I feel special, haha. I don't really care one way or another if I talked to him or not cuz it's not like I was gonna do somethin about it but I figure I'd call him tomorrow, cuz it's mean to leave him hangin like that, haha. We can be friends, it's cool.

Oh and I hafta add the funny ass drama at the McD's drive thru, haha. There's ALWAYS problems when we do drive thru. This time there was some weird sound comin from I dunno where and the McD person couldn't hear G at all so that took a good 5 mins and tried everyone's patience. G was YELLIN too LOL I thought she was gonna hurt herself. Pretty sad for yellin tho, they still couldn't hear shit. And L got all upset that they weren't servin breakfast yet even tho they had the menus up already so she was shoutin at them too, actually demandin an answer LOL We're like, calm yourself, it's not breakfast time, let it go. Even Sarah was like, just get somethin else and L just shot her hand up and rudely "shhhh!"ed her, listenin for an explanation from the drive thru speaker, haha. Pure jokes.

And that was really long, haha. Well that was my weekend. Leafs won on Sat, Patriots won the Super Bowl, lalalalala!

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