My mom just got soya sauce on my new frickin Minty Fresh shirt, right on the boob. I came down to the kitchen and she made a smartass comment about how I finally wore somethin that was actually colour and not black and had her hand stuck out cuz she wanted to see what the front looked like. She also happened to have sauce all over her finger and that exact finger happened to hit my boob. After the split second trauma of bein sexually assaulted, I was like goddammit mother, you got my shirt dirty after I've been wearin it all of 5 mins! This is why you don't point at ppl's boobies!